Gravity

Gravity is the number one killer of people in the whole world. Gravity is pretty much the force, or one of the forces, that could kill people. Well now that i think of it, it really doesn't kill people. You probably don't get a heart attack from gravity, or car crash, or get shot. But still, its dangerous stuff. I beat the LHC... this is your answer to understanding gravity.

Gravity is a force that all matter contains. The mass of the object relates to the amount of gravity it has. Whenever an object goes to church, it is surrounded by more congregators. The more congregators, the more at the mass. So, the more objects that are present at the mass, the more gravity. It just so happens that earth has alot of masses, and alot of gravity. Back in Jesus' day there was not as much gravity, there were less fat people and therefore less gravity and more importantly fewer masses. Jesus was a revolutionary in not just theology, but also gravitology. He worked in his powerful message of God with the power of gravity. He knew that if he created a motive for masses, than there would be more mass of the earth. So he created a system where people go to mass.

Since then we have had many more masses than just sabbath with more people who know about it. The population has therefor grown larger because more is pulling them down. One day the earth will get so fat (heavy) that it will fall into the bottom of the universe which is actually a bird factory.