Monday, January 23, 2012

Some Graphical Data: Girls at SSC



As many humans at the establishment of "St. Stanislaus College" know, there is quite a depravity of female creatures from the population of those present in the building. This graph shows the difference between the actual attractiveness, apparent attractiveness, and the number of people looking at said women while at ssc and not. Its a good one.

Yeah my handwriting blows. The bottom says "not at SSC," "arrives at SSC," "time spent at SSC," and "leaves SSC." Notice how all three lines go to zero at the bottom.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

School Activities: Questions asked of Coach Logan

1. Are you going to vote for Obama (pronounced "O-bama")?
mmmmm......

2. When you were our age, what was your plan for your life?
um..................

3. Do you sleep?
No (immediate response)

4. (on monday) Coach, can I take the vocab test today?
......

5. (Tuesday) Coach, can I take the vocab test today?
...........

6. (Wednesday) Coach, can I take the vocab test today?
I told you, after school.

7. Coach, If Daniel, Nick, and I were to start a Chill Wave band would you join?
....*inward tssk**Flinch**shrug*.... i don't know.

8. (Coach's room smells like burning tires) Coach, what kind of candle is that?
*Shakes head**shrugs*

9. Coach, whats your favorite scene from Moulin Rouge?
I don't think I've seen that movie.

10. Coach, What did you do over the break?
....*Stares at computer**smirks a little**shrugs*... per-much (pretty much)

11. Coach, do you think every single answer to our huge business project is online somewhere?
... um *shrugs**bites lip**looks away*

12. Coach, who is your favorite magician?
.... um, Houdini

13. Coach, Do know know if any of the midgets from the Wizard of Oz are still alive?
... I don't know, I haven't been keeping up lately.

14. Coach, is that a permission form for a field trip?!?!
Yup, you wanna go? (immediate response)

15. Coach, can we build a Jacuzzi?
Sure (immediate response)

16. Coach, what is your favorite part of being Santa Clause?
.... *cringe*

17. Coach, whats your choice method of ingesting heroin?
*shrugs*

18. Coach, when you go to college to get your entrepreneurship degree, what cool stuff happens?
Brennan Carter: You get laid.
Coach: *Nods**smirks*