Its Days Inn and Nights out for the Allard family. Or at least we have to wake up early to go to Iowa. Breakfast goodish, yogurt yumpo, and nothing to drink for the next three hundred miles. Stephen Comments: "Everything we did was as if we were skunks, vampires, and rodents... oh all that was true. *dueling squeals* Thats just a taste of what we can... wait what... Dude we can....everything? *squeals continue*... rehhhhhhhh."
We enter Iowa city hungry and coughing (mom was totally sick and sorta got us all sick and stuff). There's a river and some buildings and a gas station we went to and a sidewalk and now annette's apartment. Annette is greeted with half the heart we would ever preserve for anything less than her dog (we like her dog more than her). Trip to the shittiest walmart on eartho. Then we walked with the family and the dog (annette too i guess) and got foodzos and coffeezos.
We leave iowa city and go to a nice little town that our cousin saric (sarah and her husband eric along with their two kids) lives in. Aunt sally, her man, and grandpapapa are present. We all look at the dog then walk to a park. Mebro'n'phil (me, stephen, and phil-aunt sally's man) play frisbee. it was fun. First time i've seen half of these dudezoos in like three years. Go family. Stephen Comments: "Oh hey guys, i got the frisbee."Hooray
Team fourtress (me, mom, dad, and skuddlebro) return to iowa to annette's partmint and look at the dog. Stephen comments: " Uh i'm sitting behind mom. She's not the driver so you can figure out where that is."
5:25 landing in room 526 (coincidence?), its DAMN nice. Its a step up from the other places we stay but thats cuz theres some party goin down 2mro. MARIOT. Mebro hand out in the hotel lobby cuz mom and dad are soup slow then we leave.
In the top of the press box thing for hawkeyes rowing awards.
6:00 to 8:24- No textual account of ceremony. Time of two hours and twenty four minutes was secretly multiplied by three. In other words, that shit sucked.
Get to hotel, read, listen to music (dad's audible tendencies [snore galore]).
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Friday, May 7, 2010
Pass Christian, MS to Hannibal, Missouri.
The team (family) wakes at 6:07 AM May 7, 2010, a Friday. They prepare for its journey to IOWA. Stephen's arbitrary remarks and words are carelessly disregarded by donkey dad and mumbly mom as the team drifts through the kitchen for food. The team leaves at six thirty.
Stopping at 9:26 for mcdonalds, 11:02 rest area, and burger kind at 2:06. St. Louis is 128 miles, during a prairie home companion st. louis is 113 miles, during an audio book st. louis is 85 miles, st. louis is 30 miles, and st. louis is now zero miles away. Destination is now 78 miles away, 42 miles away, and 9 miles away. Hannibal, Missouri.
The team gets to the hotel at 7:33. Stephen and I jump over the adjacent bushes and cones after 13 hours of driving. The team takes comial refuge (meal house) at the golden corral. It apparently doesn't serve juice during the day, but does serve the morbidly obese children of earth. The team joins those about to die of heart attack by eating the food there. It was yumpo. Touchdown in 306 at 8:05.
Stopping at 9:26 for mcdonalds, 11:02 rest area, and burger kind at 2:06. St. Louis is 128 miles, during a prairie home companion st. louis is 113 miles, during an audio book st. louis is 85 miles, st. louis is 30 miles, and st. louis is now zero miles away. Destination is now 78 miles away, 42 miles away, and 9 miles away. Hannibal, Missouri.
The team gets to the hotel at 7:33. Stephen and I jump over the adjacent bushes and cones after 13 hours of driving. The team takes comial refuge (meal house) at the golden corral. It apparently doesn't serve juice during the day, but does serve the morbidly obese children of earth. The team joins those about to die of heart attack by eating the food there. It was yumpo. Touchdown in 306 at 8:05.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
Leg log week 1: January 31-February 6, 2010.
These are my walking/running stats.
Sunday-----6.23 miles/13,136 steps.
Monday-----5.26 miles/11,112 steps.
Tuesday----4.31 miles/9,031 steps.
Wednesday--2.68 miles/5,628 steps.
Thursday---4.12 miles/8,652 steps.
Friday-----5.12 miles/10,752 steps.
Saturday---5.65 miles/11,867 steps.
total distance- 33.37 miles/70,178 steps.
average distance (per day)- 4.767 miles/10,025.4 steps.
average distance (per hour)- .199 miles/1,432.2 steps.
steps per minute- 23.87 steps.
Sunday-----6.23 miles/13,136 steps.
Monday-----5.26 miles/11,112 steps.
Tuesday----4.31 miles/9,031 steps.
Wednesday--2.68 miles/5,628 steps.
Thursday---4.12 miles/8,652 steps.
Friday-----5.12 miles/10,752 steps.
Saturday---5.65 miles/11,867 steps.
total distance- 33.37 miles/70,178 steps.
average distance (per day)- 4.767 miles/10,025.4 steps.
average distance (per hour)- .199 miles/1,432.2 steps.
steps per minute- 23.87 steps.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Voice log 7: Sunday January 10, 2010.
8:50- wake up.
9:12- watched Mean Girls with Annette.
11:05- About to Go to wal-mart.
11:32- Had to clean bathroom but hasn't left for wal-mart.
11:36- Played guitar hero 3 for Nostalgic purposes.
11:40- Left for Wal-mart.
12:34- Home from wal-mart. Played Guitar Hero.
12:47- Ate.
2:07- Trampoline.
2:09- Went back inside.
2:17- Sat around room.
2:25- stubbed toe on coffee table.
3:22- Played Pokemon Gold.
3:40- Bathed.
3:57- Headed down to mass for guitar.
5:28- Mass about to start.
6:22- Mass is over.
8:17- Returned from youth group.
9:02- Wasted time on facebook.
10:23- went to Bed.
9:12- watched Mean Girls with Annette.
11:05- About to Go to wal-mart.
11:32- Had to clean bathroom but hasn't left for wal-mart.
11:36- Played guitar hero 3 for Nostalgic purposes.
11:40- Left for Wal-mart.
12:34- Home from wal-mart. Played Guitar Hero.
12:47- Ate.
2:07- Trampoline.
2:09- Went back inside.
2:17- Sat around room.
2:25- stubbed toe on coffee table.
3:22- Played Pokemon Gold.
3:40- Bathed.
3:57- Headed down to mass for guitar.
5:28- Mass about to start.
6:22- Mass is over.
8:17- Returned from youth group.
9:02- Wasted time on facebook.
10:23- went to Bed.
Voice log: Day 6: Saturday, January 9, 2010.
9:36- Awake.
9:37- Watched Superstar with Mango, Annette's tiny dog.
10:45- Got dressed to go to biloxi with Dad.
11:20- At Mississippi Music.
11:45- Left Mississippi Music.
11:50- at mall
12:05- Waited for dad to finish buying the Washing Machine.
12:16- Eating at Villa Pizza. The best.
1:49- Leaving the chevy dealership because they don't have the car we were planning to test-drive.
2:06- arrive home.
2:24- The mail man dropped off the package for my phone that i was supposed to get a week ago.
6:00- Still working on phone since package arrival. Not much luck.
6:35- Eating food.
7:25- Break through on the war on cell Phone.
7:26- Cameron Arrives.
8:05- Phone is broken.
8:32- Phone is not broken, goes to wal-mart with cameron.
10:22- Has the iPhone theme.
9:37- Watched Superstar with Mango, Annette's tiny dog.
10:45- Got dressed to go to biloxi with Dad.
11:20- At Mississippi Music.
11:45- Left Mississippi Music.
11:50- at mall
12:05- Waited for dad to finish buying the Washing Machine.
12:16- Eating at Villa Pizza. The best.
1:49- Leaving the chevy dealership because they don't have the car we were planning to test-drive.
2:06- arrive home.
2:24- The mail man dropped off the package for my phone that i was supposed to get a week ago.
6:00- Still working on phone since package arrival. Not much luck.
6:35- Eating food.
7:25- Break through on the war on cell Phone.
7:26- Cameron Arrives.
8:05- Phone is broken.
8:32- Phone is not broken, goes to wal-mart with cameron.
10:22- Has the iPhone theme.
Voice log: day 5: Friday Jan 8, 2010.
7:02- awake.
7:50- Studied for Map Test.
8:09- Charlie Picks me up.
8:12- Listened to "I'm not gonna write you a love song" then picked up Cameron.
8:52- Me and Mikey have an Achapello Jam.
9:20- Told Mikey to write his book on his laptop.
9:48- Talked about Bilal.
9:52- Realized i was really hungry.
9:58- Talked to Ryan Weitzel and Alec.
10:02- Brother tells us "Le Cuckaracha" is about weed.
12:00- Blew up stuff in Chemistry.
12:46- Saw Jake Forstall, asked the time and apparently it was Game Time.
1:47- Leaving school.
1:55- Charlie told me what time it was.
1:57- Had fun in Charlie's car.
2:14- Dropped off Cameron.
2:15- Jesse asks to Record something. The answer was no.
Jesse-" 5 Billion years into the future, I'm taking a refreshing dump."
2:28- Arrived home.
2:40- Went on Bike Ride.
3:10- Arrived at wal-mart.
3:15- bought a watch.
4:10- Got home from bike ride.
5:02- arrived at Youth group clubhouse.
5:07- Cameron stole recorder.
6:36- Justed finished training my pokemon.
6:37- Arrived at "The Hive" for Hornets game.
6:52- In the super big Hive in new orleans.
7:04- Recording during the national Anthem.
7:26- Hornets game commenses.
7:52- Wants a T-shirt.
9:03- Still hasn't caught a T-shirt.
9:27- Climactic End.
9:46- Bus population is going crazy.
10:00- Listened to Taylor swift and Lady Gaga
Daniel-" 10:14- Successfully made it into the french Quarter. 10:17- Just made four lefts in a row.
10:18- Gets off bus. 10:19- Its cold. "
Cameron- "Officially ready to Parkour."
10:59- Leaving New Orleans.
11:48- In slidell's gas station.
12:46- Home.
7:50- Studied for Map Test.
8:09- Charlie Picks me up.
8:12- Listened to "I'm not gonna write you a love song" then picked up Cameron.
8:52- Me and Mikey have an Achapello Jam.
9:20- Told Mikey to write his book on his laptop.
9:48- Talked about Bilal.
9:52- Realized i was really hungry.
9:58- Talked to Ryan Weitzel and Alec.
10:02- Brother tells us "Le Cuckaracha" is about weed.
12:00- Blew up stuff in Chemistry.
12:46- Saw Jake Forstall, asked the time and apparently it was Game Time.
1:47- Leaving school.
1:55- Charlie told me what time it was.
1:57- Had fun in Charlie's car.
2:14- Dropped off Cameron.
2:15- Jesse asks to Record something. The answer was no.
Jesse-" 5 Billion years into the future, I'm taking a refreshing dump."
2:28- Arrived home.
2:40- Went on Bike Ride.
3:10- Arrived at wal-mart.
3:15- bought a watch.
4:10- Got home from bike ride.
5:02- arrived at Youth group clubhouse.
5:07- Cameron stole recorder.
6:36- Justed finished training my pokemon.
6:37- Arrived at "The Hive" for Hornets game.
6:52- In the super big Hive in new orleans.
7:04- Recording during the national Anthem.
7:26- Hornets game commenses.
7:52- Wants a T-shirt.
9:03- Still hasn't caught a T-shirt.
9:27- Climactic End.
9:46- Bus population is going crazy.
10:00- Listened to Taylor swift and Lady Gaga
Daniel-" 10:14- Successfully made it into the french Quarter. 10:17- Just made four lefts in a row.
10:18- Gets off bus. 10:19- Its cold. "
Cameron- "Officially ready to Parkour."
10:59- Leaving New Orleans.
11:48- In slidell's gas station.
12:46- Home.
Voice log: day 4: Thursday Jan 7, 2010.
7:49- Thought it would be a good idea to take all the candle wax out of a candle jar and use it as a jar.
8:10- Charlie picks me up.
8:30- Arrive at school. Cameron asked if i had my recorder.
8:50- Jacob tells me and mikey to stop singing when he's trying to read.
9:59- Unscrewed the back of Mikey's desk.
10:06- Helped Mikey fix his desk.
10:14- Zack gives me a piece of paper.
10:48- Brother tells us he's never heard of "El Chupacabra" despite the fact he is from Costa Rica.
10:52- Succeeded in eating food with brother two feet away.
12:14- Ate tacos at lunch.
1:40- Found out i get to go home after school.
2:36- Pretended to throw up then i whistled the Nutcracker.
2:38- Said hey to David who i haven't talked to for a while.
2:40- Mrs. Hamm is our sub from history. Yes.
Daniel-" Successfully stole Thomas' Thingamabob".
3:06- Looked at pictures of cats on a cat forum with Daniel Kergosien.
3:37- stuck behind train and Charlie suggests recording things with my recorder.
4:03- Arrived home, made coffee.
4:38- Made Corn Muffins.
5:00- Watched CSI with Annette.
6:02- Called Mikey back.
6:12- Ate a Po-boy from Pirate's Cove.
6:43- Cleaned room.
6:55- Found out that the washing machine was never fixed by the Washing machine repair men.
7:11- Wasted time on Facebook.
7:32- Actually started Homework.
8:23- Listened to "A Prairie Home Companion" with Garrison Kieler.
8:10- Charlie picks me up.
8:30- Arrive at school. Cameron asked if i had my recorder.
8:50- Jacob tells me and mikey to stop singing when he's trying to read.
9:59- Unscrewed the back of Mikey's desk.
10:06- Helped Mikey fix his desk.
10:14- Zack gives me a piece of paper.
10:48- Brother tells us he's never heard of "El Chupacabra" despite the fact he is from Costa Rica.
10:52- Succeeded in eating food with brother two feet away.
12:14- Ate tacos at lunch.
1:40- Found out i get to go home after school.
2:36- Pretended to throw up then i whistled the Nutcracker.
2:38- Said hey to David who i haven't talked to for a while.
2:40- Mrs. Hamm is our sub from history. Yes.
Daniel-" Successfully stole Thomas' Thingamabob".
3:06- Looked at pictures of cats on a cat forum with Daniel Kergosien.
3:37- stuck behind train and Charlie suggests recording things with my recorder.
4:03- Arrived home, made coffee.
4:38- Made Corn Muffins.
5:00- Watched CSI with Annette.
6:02- Called Mikey back.
6:12- Ate a Po-boy from Pirate's Cove.
6:43- Cleaned room.
6:55- Found out that the washing machine was never fixed by the Washing machine repair men.
7:11- Wasted time on Facebook.
7:32- Actually started Homework.
8:23- Listened to "A Prairie Home Companion" with Garrison Kieler.
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Voice log: day 3: Wednesday Jan 6, 2010.
7:01- Awake.
7:45- Wait for Charlie, again.
8:01- Washing Machine repair men arrive.
8:11- Charlie Picks me up.
8:36- Had a conversation with Mikey that was more important than announcements.
8:38- Looked at Mikey.
8:40- Hates Jesse, the stupid chink.
8:52- Took notes related to Bestiality.
9:01- Realized Clint, too, was an Iowa fan.
9:10- Stabbed notebook with pen.
9:46- Found out stuff about Health.
10:29- Gaste tiempo ( clase de Espanol).
11:31- Mrs. Lafontaine gets pissed at class because Cameron was eating a fruit roll-up.
11:44- Mrs. Lafontaine gets pissed at class because someone was whispering.
12:40- Signed up for Track.
12:42- Watched the Scuffle in the Dibol Plaza.
12:48- Began to regret eating all the Jalapenos.
1:21- Did homework for next period.
1:47- Talked to Jake Forstall about Soccer Practice.
2:29- Josh borrows calculator but doesn't know how to use it. I did not show him.
2:34- Coach Hoffer hits me with a laser.
2:36- Coach McCall picks on Willis.
3:15- watched Amistad again.
3:33- Nearly run down by Mitch's Truck.
5:11- Thawed out in locker room.
6:45- Ate lime chicken.
7:20- Typed this up.
7:45- Wait for Charlie, again.
8:01- Washing Machine repair men arrive.
8:11- Charlie Picks me up.
8:36- Had a conversation with Mikey that was more important than announcements.
8:38- Looked at Mikey.
8:40- Hates Jesse, the stupid chink.
8:52- Took notes related to Bestiality.
9:01- Realized Clint, too, was an Iowa fan.
9:10- Stabbed notebook with pen.
9:46- Found out stuff about Health.
10:29- Gaste tiempo ( clase de Espanol).
11:31- Mrs. Lafontaine gets pissed at class because Cameron was eating a fruit roll-up.
11:44- Mrs. Lafontaine gets pissed at class because someone was whispering.
12:40- Signed up for Track.
12:42- Watched the Scuffle in the Dibol Plaza.
12:48- Began to regret eating all the Jalapenos.
1:21- Did homework for next period.
1:47- Talked to Jake Forstall about Soccer Practice.
2:29- Josh borrows calculator but doesn't know how to use it. I did not show him.
2:34- Coach Hoffer hits me with a laser.
2:36- Coach McCall picks on Willis.
3:15- watched Amistad again.
3:33- Nearly run down by Mitch's Truck.
5:11- Thawed out in locker room.
6:45- Ate lime chicken.
7:20- Typed this up.
Voice log: day 2: Tuesday Jan 5, 2010
8:08- Charlie picks me up for school.
8:09- Charlie asks why i am recording my voice.
8:18- Picking up Cameron.
8:21- Listened to a commercial for the Surge hockey team.
8:29- Arrived at school.
8:30- In Mrs. Hamm's room.
8:38- Nolans a bitch.
8:39- I meant Alden.
9:09- Nolan called me a "Jarhead".
9:26- Applied chapstick.
9:50- Taken out of Class by V-machine.
10:18- told Annette to pick us up after school.
10:24- Bryce Gex asked a stupid question.
ALDEN: "I'm in Spanish class, its boring ass class ever and Brothers at his computer. Nolans being a dick over there. Daniels kinda weird. Max is sleeping, and the bell just rang, i have to go."
10:45- Left Spanish to go talk to little kids.
11:05- Eating lunch and missing 3rd and 4th period.
11:28- Done eating, going back to school.
12:01- Had to go to fourth period. Did religion.
12:11- Hanging out with Jesse since i already ate.
12:25- Helped Jesse read my notes that he missed when we ate lunch early.
12:48- Josh breaks lab table.
1:14- Learned about how to make alchohol.
1:22- Learned how hand warmers worked.
1:43- Saw Jake Forstall before Math class.
3:31- Stole Mrs. Hamm's book... well i borrowed it.
3:41- Annette picks us up from school 11 minutes late.
4:04- Returned home.
4:08- Tripped over Christmas tree lights.
4:28- Ran.
5:30- Started reading Mrs. Hamm's Book.
6:21- Ate fish.
6:44- Did homework.
9:03- Bathed.
9:30- Read book.
10:25- Finished Reading book.
8:09- Charlie asks why i am recording my voice.
8:18- Picking up Cameron.
8:21- Listened to a commercial for the Surge hockey team.
8:29- Arrived at school.
8:30- In Mrs. Hamm's room.
8:38- Nolans a bitch.
8:39- I meant Alden.
9:09- Nolan called me a "Jarhead".
9:26- Applied chapstick.
9:50- Taken out of Class by V-machine.
10:18- told Annette to pick us up after school.
10:24- Bryce Gex asked a stupid question.
ALDEN: "I'm in Spanish class, its boring ass class ever and Brothers at his computer. Nolans being a dick over there. Daniels kinda weird. Max is sleeping, and the bell just rang, i have to go."
10:45- Left Spanish to go talk to little kids.
11:05- Eating lunch and missing 3rd and 4th period.
11:28- Done eating, going back to school.
12:01- Had to go to fourth period. Did religion.
12:11- Hanging out with Jesse since i already ate.
12:25- Helped Jesse read my notes that he missed when we ate lunch early.
12:48- Josh breaks lab table.
1:14- Learned about how to make alchohol.
1:22- Learned how hand warmers worked.
1:43- Saw Jake Forstall before Math class.
3:31- Stole Mrs. Hamm's book... well i borrowed it.
3:41- Annette picks us up from school 11 minutes late.
4:04- Returned home.
4:08- Tripped over Christmas tree lights.
4:28- Ran.
5:30- Started reading Mrs. Hamm's Book.
6:21- Ate fish.
6:44- Did homework.
9:03- Bathed.
9:30- Read book.
10:25- Finished Reading book.
Monday, January 4, 2010
Voice log: day 1: Monday Jan 4, 2010
12:55- Waiting for Chemistry to start.
12:56- Mikey and I talk about being Weiner Cousins.
12:57- Got test back.
12:59- got hit by death dart.
1:01- Rubbed my 100 into john's face (99).
1:02- Hit by a sore loser (John).
1:07- Class starts 12 minutes late.
1:08- Threw away CRAP!!!
1:10- Class argument about Avatar, it was good.
1:15- Discussed COD and Wii games.
1:24- Class has not started because I found out we weren't having class.
1:25- Friends make fun of my cool blog.
1:31- Mikey and I attempt a high five and miss. We succeed the second time.
1:39- We leave chemistry.
1:40- Get water.
1:42- Sees Jake Forstall.
1:45- Whistled the Nutcracker.
1:47- Math Fun.
1:48- Mrs. Hancock lectures about something.
2:02- Lecture concludes.
2:44- Coach McCall greets me and discusses my drug problem.
2:56- Took a nap.
3:29- Coach Picks on Willis.
3:32- Froze outside.
3:39- Listened to "Single Ladies" with Jake Forstall.
3:50- Nolan was assaulted and Pummeled by everything and anything that could be thrown, before soccer practice.
5:11- Returns from soccer cold.
6:32- Eat
12:56- Mikey and I talk about being Weiner Cousins.
12:57- Got test back.
12:59- got hit by death dart.
1:01- Rubbed my 100 into john's face (99).
1:02- Hit by a sore loser (John).
1:07- Class starts 12 minutes late.
1:08- Threw away CRAP!!!
1:10- Class argument about Avatar, it was good.
1:15- Discussed COD and Wii games.
1:24- Class has not started because I found out we weren't having class.
1:25- Friends make fun of my cool blog.
1:31- Mikey and I attempt a high five and miss. We succeed the second time.
1:39- We leave chemistry.
1:40- Get water.
1:42- Sees Jake Forstall.
1:45- Whistled the Nutcracker.
1:47- Math Fun.
1:48- Mrs. Hancock lectures about something.
2:02- Lecture concludes.
2:44- Coach McCall greets me and discusses my drug problem.
2:56- Took a nap.
3:29- Coach Picks on Willis.
3:32- Froze outside.
3:39- Listened to "Single Ladies" with Jake Forstall.
3:50- Nolan was assaulted and Pummeled by everything and anything that could be thrown, before soccer practice.
5:11- Returns from soccer cold.
6:32- Eat
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