*Play the song by Mongo Jerry about 'in the Summer Time'* (insert new lyrics that go as follows...
'In the Summer time, when the ladies are ripe,
You got women,
we got women,
I got women,
she's got women,
he's got women,
noone's women,
on your mind. '
Me and the fam are in wisconsin after chilling in Iowa. Wisconsin is much more depressing than Iowa. Grandpa has been living alone for two and a half years without grandma and just checked himself into a Nursing Home. Me, mom, dad, and bro are chillin in his house for the time being, fixing it up and such. Steve and I have explored the hither and thither of the area and most of the following has nothing to do with any of it.
Notes from the parents-
- Don't make jokes about Meth.
- There are only two seasons in the Mid-west (one when the roads are frozen and one when the roads are being fixed)
- 'Hey mom, can I write a book about how much I love you?' 'I don't care.'
- Thats all their advice for now.
Nursing Home Stats-
- Everything is in German.
-The Bird cage is practically a jail.
- All the birds in said bird cage are bred from scratch.
- M/MN have an Andy Dufresne Bird(the main dude from Shawshank redemption [in the bird cage/jail]).
- M/MN have been known as 'Cafe duele' (the nursing home [duele means 'it hurts' in spanch]).
- Grandpa does 'PT'. PT means physical therapy instead of physical training.
Other notes-
-All the way to the cousins' house, I will be unbehaved.
-All the way back, I will remain unbehaved.
- Buy it and Try it.
- *Kids ran in front of Mom at walmart to check out and realize they skipped* 'Oh sorry, you can go ahead.' 'Yeah, its no bid deal, we're only buying some gum.'
- Do more shark attacks happen during Shark Week?
- The dinky public library in Soldiers Grove, Wisconsin, has as many foreign DVD's as american movies. None of the videos are in any specific order at all.
- Listen to 'everlyn' by Someone Still loves You Boris Yelstin.
